Always Ask, Never Assume
John was told that a Twin-Engine Plane would be Waiting at the Airport.
Arriving at the Airport he spotted a Plane warming up outside the hanger.
He jumped in, said ‘Lets go’.
The Pilot taxied and took off.
Once in the air John told the Pilot: ‘Fly Low over the Valley so I can take Pictures of the Fire on the hill’
Pilot : ‘Why?’
John : ‘Bcoz I’m the Photographer for CNN. I need to get some close up shots.’
Pilot was strangely silent for a moment, then he stammered ‘So, what You’re telling me is . . . You’re Not My Flying Instructor!?’
Life is Short.
Moral of the story is – Always ASK, NEVER ASSUME!